knock knock whos there .. derp

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Google Doodles

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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steves legs

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Hi colton

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Working hard or hardly working????

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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