Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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There is a car full of black people.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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