What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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