When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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World peace

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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