- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

barack osama

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Haha pizza

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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