A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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throbbing slobber

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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