Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Women rights..

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

knock knock you may come in

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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