What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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W.N.B.A.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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