Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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My children are mistakes

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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minorities.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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go go gadget

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Anti Joke

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