okay.....

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Y2K

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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you are gay

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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lololololololololol

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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if it's friday, it must be China

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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