- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Potato salad

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

W.N.B.A.

How Long is a Chinese man.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Pianca going ham

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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