- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What's 9 +10 19

dead babies

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Women's rights.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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