- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Women Drivers.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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