Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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you are gay

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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potato

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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