What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Yo mama so fat she died

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

yo mama so fat she's fat

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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