what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

drugs.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

throbbing slobber

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Pickle!

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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