Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

What does a man like. food.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Dear John,

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