- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

Your life That's the joke

Mmmm, donuts

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Womens rights

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

i am predestal

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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