What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Why....... Because.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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this website...

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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minorities

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Justin Bieber

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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