What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Fruitcake

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Women's rights

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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69

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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