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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

yo momma is so tall shes tall

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

come along children

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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