Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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W.N.B.A.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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