- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Lockerbie bombing

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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