A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Black people

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why were corners made? For crying.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Icecream

Anti Joke

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