when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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