- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Women's rights

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

I'm gay. Great me too.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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