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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

Penis

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

chuck norris

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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