What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Three men walked into a metal pole

S.O.P.A

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What's funnier than 24? 25

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Men's rights.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

i heart wiener

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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