Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Exactly what?

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Nickelback.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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sixty....eight.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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