How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Indeed.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Windows Vista

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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