Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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A man buys free health care...

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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