A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Shit.

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Sea World Japan.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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