- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

An Irishman stays home

Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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