- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

Where else? The junk yard

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

When is a joke funny? When you read it.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

...Jack Vale

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

throbbing slobber

I am black.

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