A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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This joke isnt funny.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Hitler is my role model

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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