What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Pianca going ham

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DERP

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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the WNBA

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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