Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Women Drivers.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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