why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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