Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Women's rights

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

johann grayson being liked

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

God is religiously proven to be real

No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

The Aristocrats

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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