What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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minorities

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hahaha

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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womans rights

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Your mum is dead

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