A fish walks into a bar

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

The jets are a good team..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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