- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

anus soup

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Jews for Jesus

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

A homeless person dies.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

No joke.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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