Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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