How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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hi bye

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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i wish i was a tree !

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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