- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

Real jokes.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

I won the game.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Your life That's the joke

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

A baby seal walks into a club

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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