- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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