A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What comes after "Q" R

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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A homeless person dies.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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apple pie.

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