What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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