I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

An Irishman stays home

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

hi my name is? joe

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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