your moms so fat she has kankles

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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I won the game.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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