Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Anti jokes are funny

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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