- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

Guess what? Chicken butt

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

A Jew returns change.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

alcoholism kills

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

hi im paul!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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