What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Brittney Spears

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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gay marriage.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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cheese

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Jasper sucks.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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hi my name is? joe

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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