whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Potato salad

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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