why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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nice shorts.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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