- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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