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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Oliver's friends

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A fish walks into a bar

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

i am predestal

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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