There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

Noah is Smart.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Lockerbie bombing

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Small breasts.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Robin, get in the car.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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