Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

josh simpson has cancer

Lockerbie bombing

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Scott

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why Because

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Lacrosse

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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