- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

does this look unsure to you?

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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