Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Oh...okay, good.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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