- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

My mom.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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