"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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son, you're adopted.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I hate you.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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