- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

why did the chicken cross the road

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Oliver's friends

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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