Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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black people. that is all...

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Anti Joke

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