what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Obama

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Kim Kardashian.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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The WNBA.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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The jets are a good team..

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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