- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

your fat

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Exactly what?

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Laura Pratz..

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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