Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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this is not a joke.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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