why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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