What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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I like to eat.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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i have 2 penises

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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