A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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No.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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A black person in the NHL

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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French people.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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