How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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the cow goes moo

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Kenny G

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What what In the butt

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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