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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

So one time this woman was learning...

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

I met a man today. His name was John.

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

I can't see my forehead

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