- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

live babies

Rick Perry.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Dani Barton = Stupid

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

American healthcare.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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