What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

nathan palmer has a big head !

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

GRAAAAAAAR.

What what In the butt

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